1. Regular Naps Prevent Old Age... Especially If You Take Them While Driving.
2. Don't Marry The Person You Want To Live With, Marry The One You Cannot Live Without... But Whatever You Do, You'll Regret It Later.
3. True Friends Stab You In The Front.
4. Forgiveness Is Giving Up My Right To Hate You For Hurting Me.
5. Bad Officials Are Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.
6. Laziness Is Nothing More Than The Habit Of Resting Before You Get Tired.
7. Saving Is The Best Thing. Especially When Your Parents Have Done It For You.
8. Wise Men Talk Because They Have Something To Say; Fools Talk Because They Have To Say Something.
9. Those Who Can't Laugh At Themselves Leave The Job To Others.
10. You Can't Buy Love. But You Pay Heavily For It.
